Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
wow bdsm is so cute
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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