You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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