so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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