doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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