You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
