Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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