yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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