You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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