im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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