I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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