god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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