Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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