It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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