the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize