Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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