shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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