I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You almost got us killed.
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