i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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