I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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