I wanna bring you to show and tell
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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