Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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