I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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