Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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