well you can't waste a boner
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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