And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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