There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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