weddingsv make me drug and hornr
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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