So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?