this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.