my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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