i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Randomize
