ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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