quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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