i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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