we should wear snuggies to the strip club
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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