It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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