all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof