soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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