Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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