super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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