My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
BRING THE BAGELS
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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