Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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