i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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