no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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