is this the sara with the beer cane?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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