Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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