were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
