i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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