She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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