I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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