just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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