is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Panties = found
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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