I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I stole a fireplace last night.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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