i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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